how did you lose your phone then!

Back pocket fiascos!

"I used to keep my phone in my back pocket, along with my wallet (not the safest place I know). I pulled out my wallet and my lovely phone did a triple back somersault with a twist but then landed on its head. Poor thing never worked again after that!"

"My phone was in my back pocket and I went to the toilet, pulled down my jean and heard a 'plop', only to look down and see my phone sinking to the bottom of the bowl! Did I retrieve it? Well suffice to say I'm not sure if it ever worked again!"

"It was stolen from my back pocket whilst I was waiting in line for the theatre."

 

Food and Fones!

"I left it in Starbucks."

"I was in a restaurant enjoying a bowl of soup when my phone rang. I answered it but my fingers wee a bit slippery from some butter that I'd put on my bread and my phone slipped straight into my bowl of soup! I took it apart and dried it out but though now tasted quite good it didn't work."

"I was showing off my new phone in a club and someone grabbed it and dropped it in my drink."

"I was on my mobile whilst boiling a large pan of pasta and it fell in"

 

Beach pranks!

"Never take your phone to the beach - my kids thought it was great fun to bury it. I could hear it ringing (very muffled) but it never worked properly again."

"I forgot my phone was in my trunks, went for a swim and that was the end of it."

"My kids removed the back cover to use it to make shapes in the sand and then used the front of it to make phone impressions in the sand."

"I had a tiny phone and 2 friends had a wager that one of them would be able to put it in his mouth. He succeeded but then gagged, threw it up and then vomited all over it."

 

Transport woes!

"I forgot it on a train"

"It was stolen from my car. Accidentally left it on the dashboard and had my window smashed."

"I was on a horse and buggy ride and telling my friend how much fun we were having when we went over a bump and the phone flew out of my hand and landed under the horses hoof. It was smashed to pieces and suddenly the ride wasn't so much fun."

 

Miscellaneous!

"I dropped it down the stairs and it kinda looked like a slinky rolling down but I had to pick it up piece by piece from almost every step."

"A 'friend' wondered how far he could whack it with a cricket bat. Suffice to say it wasn't the distance that knackered it!"